Facebook

This is going to be a short post, but how and why does Facebook keep posting ads about wedding-related things?  My ads went from occasional things about engagement rings to constant ads about weddings.... and laser hair removal for lifeguards.  But that's off topic.

This leads me to two possible conclusions:

1.  Facebook is psychic.  It knew that I was going to get engaged and now it knows that I'm going to get married.

2.  There's something slightly less fantastical and more stalkerish at work here.

Either way, STOP PRESSURING ME ABOUT WEDDING PLANNING, FACEBOOK.  ONLY MY MOTHER CAN DO THAT.